Tuesday, May 6, 2008

PIMP-ED OUT.

I've never had such bad skin breakouts in my life up till now.

What a frickin' bad timing for nuts sake. Seriously.

Look what's installed for me...

  • Hotel Interviews **
  • Verbal thrashings from male classmates, especially the jealous ones envying my 'usedtobe' handsomeness
  • Major verbal assault by the teachers in the staff-room
FCUK.

Last friday on our hotel career-fair, i went through a 3 person casual interview and i felt that it was, quite a breeze actually. Not till the 3rd person... no..i meant a demoness. A demoness whose cruel intention is to get the better of me. i met.. Miss ***** from *** ******** hotel.

" So daniel, would you like to tell me more about yourself? " " I am............................... "

" ok thats interesting. What's more interesting to me is that, it says on your application form that your eldest sis is a toxicologist, why don't you ask her about the toxins on your face? "

DOUBLE FCUK.

I got up, looked into the verbal monster's sarcastic looking eyes and replied

' good one bitch, you caught me off guard ' and i bitch slapped that verbal junk and there came a comeback line from hell.


' its interesting what a bitch-head you turn out to be, how bout i go ask my sis about the toxins inside of you? '

No of course i didn't do that.

Not with such a great measure of a gentleman Pa & Ma instilled me with.

But in my wildest of fantasies, this seems to be topping the list.

Anyways, i'm really shit-scared to bump into ms.greatsmiles nowadays. Be it along the corridors, or to-and-fro the kopitiam-school, around the lockers, anywhere. Didn't quite get the megawatt smile i usually get when i see her today on the way to the kopitiam and it pretty much derailed me till the pits of shit town.

BUT. When school ended, she gave me the prettiest, biggest, brightest, nicest smile a girl can ever possess, and like always, it warms even the coolest parts of me.

Our paths crossed at the traffic light junction..

Thank you, that's all i ask for.

I know I'm a chicken-shit but i really would love to know you better.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yo it must be really bad huh? No Haach-ing ?

AHH.. but we all know under that .. surface, you are good looking ! XD

how's your face now?

Anonymous said...

ms ellen cheong from pan pacific! haha. HELLO DAN!
hafiza here.
hahahha.

Anonymous said...

hafiza.

how the hell did you?

damn your good.

Anonymous said...

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