Kinder Surprise.

1. Celebrated Dear friend, Yann's birthday earlier on at Plush with a handful of fun to hang out with people
   
2. Yann got dead drunk
3. Got owned by Dk in pool
4. Witnessed Chelsea bashing of Schalke
   
5. Met an unexpected angel
6. Gave my cap to Charlie's angel hopefully i could use it as an excuse to see her again
7. Almost impossible to get those images of her off my head
8. slept my lazy arse off on the couch without washing my face
   
9. Great.
10. Just had good ol' breakfast with dad
11. Coming up with a cunning plan for the day
12. Can't wait to see big sis @ the airport later
13. I'm typing too much bullshit here
    
14. I might just stop
15. No wait a minute this is fun
16. Ok fine.
    

And i say... Modern Day Houdini

' The committee has decided to give you a final chance to continue with the Diploma in Hotel Management programme, subject to your compliance to the following terms & conditions: '

1. You are to be present & punctual for all your lessons.
2. You are not to accumulate any Demerit Points during the remaining course of your
   study.
3. You will be liable for immediate expulsion if you accumulate any more Demerit Points during the remaining course of your study

Ahh.. See what they're doing here? The strong emphasis of ' you ' & ' your ' strongly suggests i should start acting on this terrible attitude i've been self-projecting for this past 1.5 years in school.

Yea i should before it's fruggggin' late. $12,600 damn.

Let me see..

1st point, present & punctual.. ( Medical certificate is a beautiful invention ) Done.

2nd point, not to accumulate any more dps.. Easy.

3rd & last point... Ditto.


Well come to think about it, as a student, the very least very basic very primitive of myself being a frikkin' student is to come to school. If i'm not able to perform such ABC requirements i should jolly well kick my own skinny arse, not that i'm able to reach it but metaphorically of course.



With best wishes

Dan the man ( professional exemplary student )

0.5 dp.. not so soon yet bitch!

Here i am sitting my darn ass at GGU smirking..

Picture this, the demerit point sword of justice maneuvered by the hands of discipline moved towards the direction of my oil-lubricated face just to miss due to matrix built-in reflexes of mine.

Scene end.

Now to the real picture, daniel lee feints a headache in front of an experienced General Practioner in her office... and walks out with an MC... Unscathed.

How'd on earth did dan the man pull off the stunt of the century?

Easy.

Not cos' i was godlike-ly smooth but more like she sucked. I meant it as professionally of course.

Well, truth be told. She looked like she was rushing off somewhere so for those who treats MCs like their lifesavers, the best time to visit a GP is not in the wee early mornings where the doctors are all insane-ly-caffeine-charged hell bent to morally humiliate & expose your sorry ass but rather the last dying minutes when 5:30 p.m seems like infinity to reach when it's 5:29 p.m on their bling-ed out watches dying to rush out of their doors.

Don't envy me of my skills just yet.

$8.60 , the one thing dan the ninja did not dodge.

ARGHHHH.