When Ah Keong meets Ah Seng meets Ah Huat

No more staying over at my place. I'm fu*kin' mad.

I'm damn pissed off..

I'm annoyed..

I'm easily agitated..

I'm a walking breeding ground for pimples and zits and everything unholy..

I'm ....


A victim of the Supper Gang.

Let me break this down for you.

10:30 pm knock off

11:00 pm ramen supper

12:00 am steamed man tous with peanut butter jelly accompaniment

2:00 am nasi lemak double chicken wings supper

4:00 am Hell's kitchen time ( where is the lamb sauce !!!!!!!! )

6:30 am wrestle time

7:00 am hit the sack

2:30 pm work

and here it goes again........................................................



Yum?

3 days of...

I finally made some * chit ching * out of the friggin' legal betting at Sgpools. Mtfkin' Sgpools are friggin smart money grubbers and that's all i see of them. So far the loss outweighs the winnings but i suppose the tables will all be turned.. Soon. It'd better be.

Anyways back to the main topic..

Imagine putting 3 ' highly testosterones-charged adolescent boys ' into a house, mine that is, and what the hell do you get?


I don't know.


Maybe i don't wanna know.

Whatever it is.. It should be a pretty cool experience living with these 2 bastards under the same roof for the next 72 hours ( including attachment time )

ha.

I'm also starting to develop a keenness towards summarising all in a day's activities:

• woke up at 4 p.m
  
• got ready to leave the house for gym until mom asked me for dinner together.....
• mom, the great procrastinator extraordinare, watched a korean drama till the end
  
• screwed up my gym & pants alteration plans cos of m0m
• had sushi for dinner with her
  
• rushed off for marina south steamboat with the guys
  
• didn't pay a single cent for it & yet i sneaked a few ' man tous ' & prawns into my ' 6packcoated 'stomach
  
• tauhuey at Geylang
• walked through the peaceful/cooling/dark/scary/7 month infected walkway from gate to my doorstep

yea that's about it.

Close your eyes.

Time passes us by so quickly..


We sometimes don't even appreciate it & easily take it for granted.


Close your eyes & listen.



Don't we all?

B to the etting Season !

I just made history. I finally placed my 1st bet.

Not that it's the 1st time i'm betting on soccer but this time round, i'm doing it legally with Singapore Pools.
I feel damn suaku.

Hopefully tonight Manchester United & Arsenal can destroy their oppositions by 2 goals.. only then i will hear the jackpot machines go * DING DING DING DING * & have cash rolling in.

May God of fortune wish me luck.

vodka lime mmm..

A small bunch of us : siew, yann & jeremy went over to club velvet and accidentally bumped into sheila & her mates ( was called momo before ? ) after a series of misadventures..

anyways.

The club's really friggin hot and sweaty inside and it's really disgusting moving about in there with the inexistent air con.

Choice of music is not all great, very inconsistent deejay who pissed me off. Maybe he's still learning. Not that by saying this i will give him a 2nd chance. I don't go clubs that often that is, never ever to this one again of course.

Now to the main topic. Vodka Lime ohmylord. It's such a simple drink & yet it brings you so into the mood and refreshes you in the midst of those sweaty smelly bodies and really lifts you up oh yeah.

Vodka Lime Concoction :

1. 1 part vodka
2. 2 part lime juice
3. 1 part soda water

Simplicity at its very best. Here's a toast to our nation's birthday, cheers!

G . M

Remember that day when i had the pussy on one hand & the other telling traffic to get out of my way?

Here is the continuation..

When we were giving out the vouchers to members of the public along the entrance, there was this kinda friendly indian guy who was interested in what we were selling, and so i did what i could as a service staff. Shortly later he left with the vouchers. Before i could shout out " Charcoal Charcoal 20% off today only " that indian man whom i could not actually remember due to poor memory stood right next to my face. Not just right to my face but RIGHT TO MY FACE.

Actual Quotes from overly-friendly indian guy * breathes down on me * " hey goodlooking boy its me good to see you again. Can you help me check with your manager if you serve stir-fried pussy with black pepper? "

It took me a short while to process the "harmless but perverse & disgusting indian accent infused" message which soon got me shouting " GUYS DO WE SERVE STIR FRIED PUSSY WITH BLACK PEPPER?!" to Viknesh & Pearl who were also standing a few feet away. Mr Disgusting got the message and walked away right before i could unleash a punch so powerful, it would remove the gay out of him.

I need to attract the right gender and not fall prey to sexual predators out there. I need to stop being a gay magnet.

Funny..

It feels weird. Sitting down on my budget chair blogging about something.. a void in my heart. Probably cos' tonight was also the last time we will ever be working with the CHRO students on the same shift.
We had our final debrief earlier, oh boy it sure was emotional & my hunk armor wasn't allowing my feminine side to reveal. Deep down i was thinking..

Will i be having the same fun with the new batch of students coming through?

I'm really surprised with how they have left me/us/we with such an emotional impact in all of this 5 week collision-course. Slowly, they became part of a reason to come to work & after sharing so much gossips/jokes/orwhatevernonsense, it has made 5 week seem like 5 hours.

Funny.

See you all in school pals it has been a damn good 5 week with you all my former colleagues :))))))

Jackie Chan Meets Pussy

Alright yet another working day for the people of charcoal. Not really.

Viknesh the headwaiter brought pearl (pastry girl ) and i ( handsome boy ) outside the entrance of Charcoal to give out discount vouchers and we were also having fun while doing so going about doing our bid to raise awareness on the ongoing promotion happening in the restaurant.
Oh boy it was damn fun working with them especially pearl whose sweet voice added that bit of 'lureyoutoeatatcharcoal' magnetic attractions.

Then came Drama Mama time. I saw something. Something minute. Something furry. Something black & white.
Something called a.. Kitten.

I was fu*kin stunned when i saw this little kitten wandering off onto the oncoming traffic at the road junction and this fortunately caught my alerted eyes. Spidey senses : activated.

Like most action packed Jackie Chan movies that you have watched, i dashed out towards the road to grab the little bastard. ( There'll always be a scene where the villain comes to screw up the day and that friggin villain was ) ... SBS Bus

Little kitten tucked like a friggin ball had its fate tested by this 8-wheeler metallic bastard , as i was watching the monstrous bus about to run it over on the 1st lane, I was just 3 feet away from being scarred in my head for the rest of my life. Fuck. Until i saw the little fella still standing OHMYGODHOWDIDYOUDOIT!

Flushed with adrenaline i grabbed the pussy in one hand and the other signaling oncoming traffic on the 2 lanes to back the fuck out of my way. Success. I thought.. If there was someone looking over me and pussy, that someone would be...

Jackie Chan


~to be continued

oh ya we named it Charcoal coolios.

Inches From Death

I was on my way to gym at the club earlier on this evening.
I was waiting for the green man to appear at novena traffic junction.
I was patiently waiting..
Until this friggin' huge bus sped across my handsome face.
I realised...
What if the driver was suffering from flu and decides to let off a 150 mph sneeze from his nostrils,
and makes a small swerve towards me?
I might not have been able to work on my abs, pectorals, arms.
I might have died.


Funny.

Oh yah, the guys from Rosette decided to pay us Charcoal-ers a visit last night.
How fkin nice of them.
Next tuesday we're gonna go rock them and return the favor haaaaa.