And i say... Modern Day Houdini

' The committee has decided to give you a final chance to continue with the Diploma in Hotel Management programme, subject to your compliance to the following terms & conditions: '

1. You are to be present & punctual for all your lessons.
2. You are not to accumulate any Demerit Points during the remaining course of your
   study.
3. You will be liable for immediate expulsion if you accumulate any more Demerit Points during the remaining course of your study

Ahh.. See what they're doing here? The strong emphasis of ' you ' & ' your ' strongly suggests i should start acting on this terrible attitude i've been self-projecting for this past 1.5 years in school.

Yea i should before it's fruggggin' late. $12,600 damn.

Let me see..

1st point, present & punctual.. ( Medical certificate is a beautiful invention ) Done.

2nd point, not to accumulate any more dps.. Easy.

3rd & last point... Ditto.


Well come to think about it, as a student, the very least very basic very primitive of myself being a frikkin' student is to come to school. If i'm not able to perform such ABC requirements i should jolly well kick my own skinny arse, not that i'm able to reach it but metaphorically of course.



With best wishes

Dan the man ( professional exemplary student )