0.5 dp.. not so soon yet bitch!

Here i am sitting my darn ass at GGU smirking..

Picture this, the demerit point sword of justice maneuvered by the hands of discipline moved towards the direction of my oil-lubricated face just to miss due to matrix built-in reflexes of mine.

Scene end.

Now to the real picture, daniel lee feints a headache in front of an experienced General Practioner in her office... and walks out with an MC... Unscathed.

How'd on earth did dan the man pull off the stunt of the century?

Easy.

Not cos' i was godlike-ly smooth but more like she sucked. I meant it as professionally of course.

Well, truth be told. She looked like she was rushing off somewhere so for those who treats MCs like their lifesavers, the best time to visit a GP is not in the wee early mornings where the doctors are all insane-ly-caffeine-charged hell bent to morally humiliate & expose your sorry ass but rather the last dying minutes when 5:30 p.m seems like infinity to reach when it's 5:29 p.m on their bling-ed out watches dying to rush out of their doors.

Don't envy me of my skills just yet.

$8.60 , the one thing dan the ninja did not dodge.

ARGHHHH.