Monday, August 6, 2007

G . M

Remember that day when i had the pussy on one hand & the other telling traffic to get out of my way?

Here is the continuation..

When we were giving out the vouchers to members of the public along the entrance, there was this kinda friendly indian guy who was interested in what we were selling, and so i did what i could as a service staff. Shortly later he left with the vouchers. Before i could shout out " Charcoal Charcoal 20% off today only " that indian man whom i could not actually remember due to poor memory stood right next to my face. Not just right to my face but RIGHT TO MY FACE.

Actual Quotes from overly-friendly indian guy * breathes down on me * " hey goodlooking boy its me good to see you again. Can you help me check with your manager if you serve stir-fried pussy with black pepper? "

It took me a short while to process the "harmless but perverse & disgusting indian accent infused" message which soon got me shouting " GUYS DO WE SERVE STIR FRIED PUSSY WITH BLACK PEPPER?!" to Viknesh & Pearl who were also standing a few feet away. Mr Disgusting got the message and walked away right before i could unleash a punch so powerful, it would remove the gay out of him.

I need to attract the right gender and not fall prey to sexual predators out there. I need to stop being a gay magnet.

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