the wrath of lua.

Lua.

Oh yes. That surname strikes fear into the hearts of many.

If you hadn't noticed yet, this is written in contradictory terms meaning ... I shall not even explain.

I missed the morning briefing at 7 a.m today and got quite a bit from the MAN-HIMSELF, the one that inspires children of the future generation to grow up one day in the hopes of becoming like him. He is..

Mr Clarence Lua.

As if being late for an hour isn't that bad. Ah Seng, Siang wei the brothers of doom soon arrived and it made me feel worthy as a person for that bit of time and left me lying comfortably on my emotional cushion knowing i'm not as late as them.

It was so much fun today it's not even funny. I seriously have never ever in my bloody whole entire existence till today laughed so hard and it was all thanks to the joke of the month : James

Reason being he stinks. As in literally man.

Into operation hours, weiming,sheng and i were playing an asshole game. That is to play open number followed by ' oyahpeiyasom' to determine who to count from, leaving the chosen one to execute a cunning plan. And of it goes 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 * boom * I felt the impact of the hiroshima bombing.

I had to shudder the heavy responsibilities of a man and go straight into James face to inflict pain through truth and officially rank him as General Smelly which is of course the irony of it all human nature especially mine because i'm just not suited to be an asshole.. Ha.

Ok i shall just summarise the whole day like i had never done so since blogging :

• In a demonstration of authority in the hopes of creating that white knight in a shining armor impression to the new students in-charge, Lua shouted at the afternoon shift peeps

• Had lunch at NewyorkNewyork with the guys at work

• Destroyed weiming and david in pool at the restaurant
  

• Conformed to the magnetic attractions of gatsby rubber and their 'stuckinyouhead' marketing magics ( i.... can give u... gatsby )

• Toured citylink with weiming the bitch in the hopes of finding his cinderella new black shoes

• Had dinner with the man i look up to: Dad

• Got scolded stupid and lazy by Dad
  

• Had my takeaway satays ravaged by Mom

Yah thats about it.